The End of Hollywood

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Oh My Fucking God.

I can't believe what I just saw. I just saw Jack Nicholson read out the Oscar winner for the Motion Picture Academy's Best Picture and he said "Crash."

I lept up off of my couch, ran into the bathroom, and threw up my dinner. I am in shock.

Why oh why oh why Academy? "Crash" is Evil Incarnate. You know the end of "Time Bandits" when the charcoal piece of evil is left over from David Warner exploding? The kid is telling his parents "Don't touch it! It's Evil!" Well that's how I feel about this film. "Crash" is the most awful piece of shit filmmaking I think I have ever been a witness to in my entire life. It is full of dreadful stereotypes, contrived situations, maniacal preaching and proselytizing, hack acting, shock violence, zero humour, contradictory characters, unbelievable ramblings, and jaw dropping inanity. This film is bad for humanity. The world would be better off without it.

I have been working in the entertainment industry for almost ten years and I am seriously considering leaving this career for something that has value. Holy shit I still can't believe this happened. WT muther F? I am crying, dying inside. Unbelievable. Members of the Academy have a combined IQ of .0003

Okay my rant is over. I don't think I will ever forget this. There is no hope for Los Angeles.

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